Have you ever listened to a herd of socks gallop across a desk? Neither had I.
06 Mar 2017
About last night. Pleased to report I tied my bow tie all by myself...kind of a big deal. And my lovely wife thought I looked handsome...until I annoyed her and then she didn't. Can't win 'em all! @jessicaalba
28 Feb 2017
The new @pairofthieves ladies collection drops in March and it's oh so fresh ... at least I think it is. hope you do too. Can't wait!
24 Feb 2017
Watching NBA all star game but kind of wishing I wasn't. Life is so difficult.
20 Feb 2017
Weekend getaway in paradise w the Mrs. Kids stuck in rainy LA. I don't feel guilty at all. Is that bad?
12 Feb 2017
Just wanted to make sure my neighbors were aware of the fact that Valentine's Day is around the corner :) It's a big deal to us at Pair of Thieves. POT ❤ VDAY!
09 Feb 2017
When the tooth fairy is a no-show ... Only way out is to blame your selfish Kid. "Honor, she probably didn't show up because you've never written her a thank-you note"
03 Feb 2017
My new friend Houdini. He stopped by our @pairofthieves offices to sprinkle us with love and magic...as only a mini-horse knows how to do. Happy Monday! May all of our weeks be better than the last.
24 Jan 2017
If this doesn't look like a great time to you... we can't be friends.